I like sitting by the window in my
one-to-one Chinese class, which happens twice weekly in a French patisserie. It
allows me to slyly people-watch during frequent moments of distraction.
So imagine, one day, the corner of my eye
catching a flash of white frills. I double-take and behold through the glass
a young girl striding by, instantly conspicuous amongst the shoddy pedestrians:
dressed in a teasing yet pure snowy bridesmaid mini-dress paired with swan-like
stilettos, a baby-blue handbag pendent on the crook of her slender frame’s
elbow. Feigning obliviousness to the passing oglers, she looks absolutely
ridiculous.
Then she’s gone, out of my sight and care.
A few minutes later, I look up from my textbook to see her nesting egg-like at
the table opposite. This is an opportunity for closer inspection. Topping the not-so-virginal baptismal outfit
is a cascade of black hair, not a strand out of place. Her
cosmetically-enlarged irises artificially match the colour of her bag, but not
the shape of her eyes, and a scrapeable layer of icing nearly masks ancient
evidence of acne devastation on her golf-ball cheeks. Only an explosion of red
on her dynamite lips completes the South-Korean flag colour theme.
She nests for an unknown amount of time,
until an example of the word I've coincidentally just learnt – a 小鲜肉 (“Little Fresh Meat”) or urban dandy asserts himself on the chair
facing hers, not before catching sight of my curious glances and throwing me a
cheeky grin. He’s wearing a suit, and that’s about as much as can be said for
him. After he brings her a drink, I leave them to it, and go back to trying to concentrate.
Another indefinite amount of time passes,
maybe fifteen minutes, during which I only catch them sharing a quiet smirk at
me stumbling over some Chinese sentences. Then suddenly they both spontaneously
stand up. This abruptness is enough to recapture my attention, and I watch them
march out of the patisserie, leaving behind two almost-untouched glasses of
caffeinated froth. It’s only at this point that I realise they did not speak a
single word to each other for the duration of what I’ll hesitantly describe as
their date. Out of the door of the patisserie, as if choreographed, they turn
on their heels and without a backward glance, separate in perfectly opposing
directions.
Still naïve about modern Chinese society,
especially when it comes to young courtship, I consider what I've just
observed. Perhaps it was as it seemed; a Little Emperor and a Material Girl trying
their luck for the sake of appearances, their overwhelming self-indulgence holding
them back from conversing and even eating. Sometimes the Fu’erdai, the Rich
Second Generation, make a point of leaving get-togethers early and their food
untouched simply to give the impression that they have busy lives and better
places to be. His opportunistic grin may have been a boastful indication of the
Baifumei he’d bagged (Rich White Beauty), something for his mates and money to
salivate over. Or maybe I got it all wrong and it was just a covert business
deal. Or table-sharing that didn't quite fulfil expectations. Either way, I’d
never seen anything as unromantically surreal.
The departure is so sudden it seems almost
purposeful. Half-expecting them to return, I keep an eye on the frappés for
about two minutes before swiping hers and sucking it down. Well, someone had to
get lucky, right?
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